joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.

  1. LWashington

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  2. bumbleblue

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    Ah well he had a good innings.
     
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  3. Blue Mist

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    I tried to work that joke out but I'm stumped.
     
  4. Indaparkside

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    I’ll bail you out
     
  5. lefty goldblatt

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    These cricket puns are getting on my wick(et)
     
  6. Tommy_Catons_Perm

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    Same here. I'm out.
     
  7. Mr Fraser

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    My mother has been admitted to hospital. She has been eating daffodil bulbs, thinking they were onions.

    Doctors have said not to worry, she will be out in the spring
     
  8. nmc

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    You crease me up.
     
  9. Blue_eyes

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    You could always GOOGLY it!!
     
  10. JRockBlues

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    You could always bat it around with a few friends in hope that someone slips in the right answer.
     

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