Separate names with a comma.
Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
Ooooh for fuck sake, that's poor.
Finding puns funny is a sign of a high IQ
I was driving my car and lost my attention, accidentally rear ending the car in front at a red light.
This very short man got out, he couldn’t be taller than 4ft 5” .He came up to me and said “I’m not Happy!”
I looked him up and down and said “Well which one are you then?”
...I’ll get my coat.
my brother in law had his id stolen, now he's just Dav
I've just opened an Elvis themed Steakhouse. It's aimed at people who love meat tender.
Why did the bike keep falling down??
'Cause it was too tired .....
The cast from Play School want their joke back.
VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND and maybe in the world!
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John 's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, " John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
don’t get it.
Think yourself lucky... or too young lol. If you still want to understand google old fairy liquid adverts