joke thread....

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  1. EastStandLower

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    I got chatting to a lumberjack in the pub.
    He seemed like a decent feller...
     
  2. mikemcfc

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    he was the main one who hid in British Columbia who had a failed attempt at fishing then got a job for cover.
    No Salmon bin Loggin.
     
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  3. RadcliffeRick

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    They found Bin Laaarrrin but let him go.
     

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  4. Uwe Already

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    Dare I mention the Irish bloke who asked his two mates to apply with him to an advertisement that said “tree fellers required”? My Mother was from Armagh, before anyone starts - and yes I am aware our ma was from Armagh ;)
     
  5. My local bus company is charging overweight people double as they take up two seats.

    Harsh butt fare!
     
  6. nalari

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    Reminds me of hearing that the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary had been called in the a St. John's department store upon hearing of a sighting of Bed Linen on the second floor...
     
  7. chris63

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    Reminds me of a description of marriage I once heard:
    For the first two years the newlyweds have tourist sex: in the laundry room, on the kitchen table, wherever they find themselves.
    For the next ten years they have bedroom sex.
    Eventually they move on to hallway sex: they pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."
     
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  8. Big Swifty

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    I think this page has really scraped the barrel
     
  9. happy daze

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    What was? Nicky smacking his missus (allegedly)
     
  10. EastStandLower

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    Female wanted, must have own pub.
    Apply with inn...
     
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