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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
I got chatting to a lumberjack in the pub.
He seemed like a decent feller...
he was the main one who hid in British Columbia who had a failed attempt at fishing then got a job for cover.
No Salmon bin Loggin.
They found Bin Laaarrrin but let him go.
Dare I mention the Irish bloke who asked his two mates to apply with him to an advertisement that said “tree fellers required”? My Mother was from Armagh, before anyone starts - and yes I am aware our ma was from Armagh ;)
My local bus company is charging overweight people double as they take up two seats.
Harsh butt fare!
Reminds me of hearing that the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary had been called in the a St. John's department store upon hearing of a sighting of Bed Linen on the second floor...
Reminds me of a description of marriage I once heard:
For the first two years the newlyweds have tourist sex: in the laundry room, on the kitchen table, wherever they find themselves.
For the next ten years they have bedroom sex.
Eventually they move on to hallway sex: they pass each other in the hallway and say "fuck you."
I think this page has really scraped the barrel
What was? Nicky smacking his missus (allegedly)
Female wanted, must have own pub.
Apply with inn...