joke thread....

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  1. CrazyBlues

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    Where about Bin Istries, EH?
     
  2. lonestay

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    St John's has a department store ? The Mall up Kenwood road looked like a ghost town last time I was there.
     
  3. EastStandLower

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    Tesco says they are to axe 1800 jobs in their bakeries.
    I hope the staff will find new rolls to fill...
     
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  4. Indaparkside

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    English, Irishman, Scotsman, on a building site. Dinner time arrives Englishman opens his sandwiches fucking ham everyday I get ham, if I get ham tomorrow I’m going to kill myself. Scotsman opens his tuna I fucking hate tuna if I get tuna again tomorrow I’m going to kill myself every fucking day I get tuna. Irishman opens his corned beef I fucking hate corned beef everyday the same if I get corned beef tomorrow I’m going to kill my self. Next day they go for dinner and they’ve got exactly the same fillings again that’s it said the Englishman goodbye my friends and jumps off the bridge their building, see you says jock to paddy and he jumps off paddy gets up and follows suit. 2 weeks later at the funerals English-mans wife said I wish he’d told me he didn’t like ham I miss him so much, Scots-mans wife said why didn’t he tell me he hated tuna life’s not the same-without him paddy's wife said I don’t understand it he made his fucking own.
     
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  5. aguero93:20

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    Which one survived?
     
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  6. DrBlueBob

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    The Irishman; his watch was slow so he didn't fall as fast.
     
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  7. ray21

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    The man who developed hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died
    R.I.P Scott Chegg
     
  8. I saw Phillip Schofield in a multi storey and he asked me where the nearest toilets were. I just told him “wee by any car”
     
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  9. sir baconface

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    Fcukin poor advice if he was looking for a fumble or had the squits.
     
  10. mikemcfc

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    Heywood Jabloemee thinks this is an average joke at best, Pete Moss, Graham Kraquer, and loads more concur. ;)
     
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