joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.

  1. MelbourneBlue

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    I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Coronavirus. She said ammonia cleaner. I said sorry I thought you worked here.

    Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask. I asked: Why are you wearing a surgical mask? She said: I’m not; it’s a coughy filter.

    The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore. W.H.O. let the dogs out!
     
  2. Bigg Bigg Blue

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    I don't give 2 hoots mate
     
  3. Whichonespink

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    For what? There's no boob pics
     

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  4. SB Blue

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    Very Emusing
     
  5. Big Swifty

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    I'm choughed....
     
  6. Uwe Already

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    I have no egrets...
     
  7. I didn’t want to return and avocet to with anyone. Once bittern twice shy as they say.
     
  8. oakiecokie

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    At my age I`m always short of breath.Bastard puffin and panting.
     
  9. EastStandLower

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    I really wish I had posted this, your just a bunch of Blue Tits, your beginning to peck my head with it all.
    However I'll Eagley await further response.
     
  10. nimrod

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    Stealing clothes off washing lines ?
    Been there , Done that ,
    Got the Tee Shirt
     

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