joke thread....

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  1. Psychedelic Casual

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    Haha, indeed!
     
  2. EastStandLower

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    If you can think of a better fish joke.....let minnow.
     
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  3. Fiftyyearsandcounting

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    The fraud scoundle Robert Maxwell told his doctor he was going for a holiday on yacht.
    Doctor advice was "Good idea, enjoy yourself but don't go overboard"
     

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  4. ligo

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    Because there is no football to watch lve ended up talking to the wife and she seems quite nice and apparently doesn't work at Woolworths any more
     
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  5. nimrod

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    Scale it down mate.
     
  6. EastStandLower

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    You're Codding me, there's a thyme and Plaice for a post like that.
     
  7. This needs to fin ish now
     
  8. JRockBlues

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    There's a school of thought that puns are just wasted effort in trying to get likes. Me, I'm having a whale of a time.
     
  9. EastStandLower

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    Stop carping on about it
     
  10. nimrod

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    He can't, he's a doom monger.
     

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