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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
This could be worse than starting "Give us a B" at Borussia Park.
I was shopping with my wife earlier when she looked at me and said " You are a right lazy bastard you "
I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the fucking trolley....
I've just been to Tesco’s and seen a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 paellas and 3 sombreros and I thought to myself..........
Worst advice I ever got as a kid was “Eat all your food so you grow big and strong”. After years of over-eating I’m now a fat cunt : /
I haven't worked out how bottles 'hang' on a wall, they sit on a wall don't they? And you're asking what bastard colour they are!!
I just turned down a job at my local fruit and veg shop.
They offered to pay me in vegetables, but the celery was unacceptable.
VAR review, you forgot the umlaut!
In the words of the song: Fuck VAR, Fuck VAR, Fuck VAR.
Anyway, the umlaut isn't over the "o" in Borussia.
But I'm building up tö yet anöther blöödy day wörking fröm höme sö here is a cöllectiön of umlauts.
“My husband purchased a world map - gave me a dart and said “throw this and wherever it lands I’m taking you on holiday when this pandemic is over”. Turns out we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge”
Borussia Verein für Leibesübungen 1900 e.V. Mönchengladbach