joke thread....

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  1. Xhavenjoe

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    Why do deep sea divers jump into the sea backwards

    Cos if they jumped forwards they'd end up in the boat
     
  2. mikemcfc

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    that's as bad as it takes the sending of four skin divers to circumcise a whale joke.
     
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  3. RadcliffeRick

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    Did you hear about the lobster's success at the under the sea disco on Friday? He pulled a muscle!
     

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  4. RadcliffeRick

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    What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck.
     
  5. RadcliffeRick

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    He wasn't happy on Monday when he found out he got crabs!
     
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  6. solley attwell

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    What has one wheel and flies?
    Wheelbarrow full of shite

    My son met his career guidance teacher once to discuss his plans for when he left school
    My son said he wanted to run his own carpet cleaning company
    The teacher replied ' don't be daft your no good at mats/maths
     
  7. My daughter said, "Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?"
    I said, "Can he fuck!"
    She said, "Like a rabbit!"
     
  8. sir baconface

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    Wouldn’t she prefer a larger penis?
     
  9. Cityfan

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    That was red elsewhere
     
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