- 1 Jul 2015
Then he competes in a swim meet. Starter’s pistol goes off, and Head goes plunging into the pool and sinks to the bottom. After a while, they get worried and fish him out. ‘Head, what happened, why didn’t you swim?” Head says, “I got a bloody cramp.”A woman has a baby born in hospital and the midwife said I’m very sorry but your baby has no body it’s just a head. He will only live a few hours,18 years later it’s his birthday and his mum said what do you want for your birthday and he said anything but another feckin hat.
Don't have an account?Register now!