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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by citymantop, 28 Jan 2014.
Go on then. I’m listening.
It only contains elements of humour.
The doctor is doing his hospital round, and comes to one bed, and says to the patient: "How are you today, Mr Smith/"
Smith replies "Well, doctor, I feel really bloated - I haven't had a bowel movement for a week."
The doctor says: "Don't worry, Mr Smith, we've got a new laxative that moves the stodgiest bowels. Nurse, give Mr Smith this dose", and scribbles the details on a piece of paper
Unfortunately, the nurse is short-sighted, misreads the decimal point and gives the patient ten times the required dosage.
Later that day, the doctor passes Smith's bed and says cheerfully: "Now then Mr Smith, how are the bowels? Have we managed to move you yet?"
Smith replies: "I wish some bugger would move me....my bed's full of shit."
The man who said City were founded in 2008
Yep, A Grade one clown !
Never posted about a joke on here before but that has to be one of the worst jokes ever, sorry mate
Are you being ionic?
Fucking deluded, your manager is a narcissist of the Nth degree order, with an ego so damaged, it makes Cantona’s seagull speech sound like idle chit chat.
It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle. Until one side mysteriously disappeared.
I just rang Alcohol Concern. Told them I was worried I didn't have enough beer in the fridge. They're quite rude, aren't they?