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Joke thread
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Mad Eyed Screamer
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I went to a disco last night
The DJ played 'The Twist' so I did the twist.
He played 'Jump' so I jumped.
Then he played 'Come On Eileen' and it was during this song I was thrown out...........
The DJ played 'The Twist' so I did the twist.
He played 'Jump' so I jumped.
Then he played 'Come On Eileen' and it was during this song I was thrown out...........
Cheese Butty
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I went to the disco last night and the DJ kept playing "House of Fun" over and over again.
I thought to myself "this is madness".
I thought to myself "this is madness".
Zuriblue
Well-Known Member
UKBA passport control at Manchester Airport
"Purpose of your visit sir...?"
"My wife and I are spending 2 weeks holiday in the Lake district."
[PAUSE]
"Welcome to the UK. And hope you enjoy your stay in Somerset."
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
But jokes about brown sugar - demerara.<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:17 pm --<br /><br />A lady enters the dental surgery, takes off her stockings, underwear, makes herself comfortable in the chair, spreads her legs apart.
Dentist: "Madam, are you sure you're in the right place?"
"Probably, you need the gynecologist."
Lady: "No. I'm in the right place all right."
"You made the dental plate for my husband last week, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Now remove it, please..!!"
"Purpose of your visit sir...?"
"My wife and I are spending 2 weeks holiday in the Lake district."
[PAUSE]
"Welcome to the UK. And hope you enjoy your stay in Somerset."
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
But jokes about brown sugar - demerara.<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 09, 2014 4:17 pm --<br /><br />A lady enters the dental surgery, takes off her stockings, underwear, makes herself comfortable in the chair, spreads her legs apart.
Dentist: "Madam, are you sure you're in the right place?"
"Probably, you need the gynecologist."
Lady: "No. I'm in the right place all right."
"You made the dental plate for my husband last week, didn't you?"
"Yes."
"Now remove it, please..!!"
law74
Well-Known Member
I hate people that take drugs.
You know, like policemen and customs officers.<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:51 pm --<br /><br />I hate people that take drugs.
You know, like policemen and customs officers.
You know, like policemen and customs officers.<br /><br />-- Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:51 pm --<br /><br />I hate people that take drugs.
You know, like policemen and customs officers.
TangerineSteve17
Well-Known Member
I once got a job on a plum farm, and the owner was actually called Mr. Plum :) although it was spelt with 2 M's
it was MMr Plum
it was MMr Plum
Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum
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Can't you read this is the joke threadTangerineSteve17 said:I once got a job on a plum farm, and the owner was actually called Mr. Plum :) although it was spelt with 2 M's
it was MMr Plum