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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sue.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Jo. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in
the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched,and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sue.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Jo. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in
the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched,and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under
all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart
attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.