Wheelsy
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Alright, out of the pool Scorer, that's enough.scorer said:
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honkytonkman187
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Fuck me! Tea came out of my nose![/quote]
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scorer
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Wheelsy OSC Sydney said:Alright, out of the pool Scorer, that's enough.scorer said:A little boy killed a butterfly. His dad said "No butter for 2 weeks!". He then killed a honey bee. His dad said "No honey either for 2 weeks!"
Later the little boys' mom was in the garden and she trod on a cockroach. The little boy looked at his dad and said "Do you wanna tell her or shall I!!?"
Reprimand acknowledged and deserved
bowdonblue
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Kronkonite winning for me .... already sent it around as a "Friday gag" to mates!
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
dannybcity
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sixlashes said:Ive just seen 8 legs of venison for £50 in the butchers window......is this 2 deer
I know that butchers, I went in last night and the butcher was having trouble getting down some beef from the top shelf. He bet me my house for his shop that I couldn't reach either, I was tempted but I declined. I just couldn't take a bet like that. Those steaks are far to high.