Jonathan Ross

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Chris Moyles Show last night: Paddy McGuinness, Olly Murs and Chris Tarrant as guests. If I only had 3 bullets I'd have to kill the last one with a hammer.

 

[citiblue375]

Often wondered if he practises at being an obnoxious,condescending twat or does it come naturally.

Practice alone could never get you to the levels Ross reaches effortlessly.

 

[1961_vintage]

Probably cries himself to sleep every night as the realisation of his lack of actual talent gnaws away at his already fragile self esteem.

In the meantime he slithers around on screen wearing his arrrogant cnut persona, praying that no-one will expose him for what he really is.

 

[hilts]

Chris Moyles Show last night: Paddy McGuinness, Olly Murs and Chris Tarrant as guests. If I only had 3 bullets I'd have to kill the last one with a hammer.

if you really really had to which one including moyles would you let live?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Chris Moyles Show last night: Paddy McGuinness, Olly Murs and Chris Tarrant as guests. If I only had 3 bullets I'd have to kill the last one with a hammer.

if you really really had to which one including moyles would you let live?

That Murs is a rag isn't he?

 

[hilts]

Chris Moyles Show last night: Paddy McGuinness, Olly Murs and Chris Tarrant as guests. If I only had 3 bullets I'd have to kill the last one with a hammer.

if you really really had to which one including moyles would you let live?

That Murs is a rag isn't he?

he has the accent i suppose

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

if you really really had to which one including moyles would you let live?

That Murs is a rag isn't he?

he has the accent i suppose

I've googled it he adores the scum. Unlucky Murs, you get the hammer. I would let Tarrant off as he is closest to natural death.

 

[dannybcity]

I'd like to nominate Hamilton as a bit of a dick as well.

 

[hilts]

That Murs is a rag isn't he?

he has the accent i suppose

I've googled it he adores the scum. Unlucky Murs, you get the hammer. I would let Tarrant off as he is closest to natural death.

according to his ex wife he smells of fish so gets my sympathy vote, a woman scorned and all that

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I'd like to nominate Hamilton as a bit of a dick as well.

When he started going on about his bird being the most beautiful girl in the world every single man watching the programme realised he was a robot. No man has that little shame.