Just had a Text from a Rag.

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

Agüero single-handedly destroyed Barcelona, Hernandez just stood offside.

 

[mancunial]

Your mate sounds very worried, why else would he go out if his way, on another note their is usually some sort of controversial decision between these two tonight so get your text finger ready for him?

 

[waspish]

Why does everyone on bluemoon seem to have a mentally retarded rag friend????

They have only gone mentally retarded in the last 2 seasons talk about Jeckle and Hyde

 

[inchy14]

Stood at the bar on Friday, guy next to me is a United fan never goes,
guy across the bar shouts to him " what do you reckon then this season?"

Utd fan says " not sure will be close i think, what about you"

Other guy replies" well i'm a Chelsea fan, if we don't win it i hope you do, not them blue cunts"

I pipe up " why the fuck would you prefer them to win it again instead of us blue cunts"

His reply " well you don't deserve your money, at least we were successful before we got our big bucks"

My reply " Fucking Mathew Harding"

Looked at me at if he didn't know who he was,just shook my head and walked away.

Deluded bastards all of them.