I fettled it a bit but pmsl
Fergies empire's crumbling, and Rooney wants to go,
He said he wants Man City, but Bobby told him no.
Fuck off back to Everton, or film another Shrek,
If I see you in a City shirt I'll break your fucking neck.
So go out banging prostitutes, or back to robbing cars,
if you think you'll play for city you can kiss my fucking arse!
NDJ
Fergies empire's crumbling, and Rooney wants to go,
He said he wants Man City, but Bobby told him no.
Fuck off back to Everton, or film another Shrek,
If I see you in a City shirt I'll break your fucking neck.
So go out banging prostitutes, or back to robbing cars,
if you think you'll play for city you can kiss my fucking arse!
NDJ