Kate Pregnant Again

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I preferred it when they called her Jordan, why is this slag getting up the duff again news?

 

[pantalon violet again]

Yep some woman is on sky discussing it right now ....kill me now

 

[The Flash]

Yep some woman is on sky discussing it right now ....kill me now

Ok, where are you bud?

*grabs rape-death kit, starts engine*

 

[pantalon violet again]

Yep some woman is on sky discussing it right now ....kill me now

Ok, where are you bud?

*grabs rape-death kit, starts engine*

I'll put some clean underwear on

 

[johnny on the spot]

Hell, fuck it. Best of luck to the toffee-nosed cunts.

 

[Blue Is the Opposite of Blue]

Congrats to them,a baby is a blessing

No it isn't.
It's the natural outcome of unprotected human coitus.
Now if she'd had an aardvark, or a chinchilla, that would have been interesting, but sadly 'Two Human Beings Fuck And Produce A Smaller Human Being' isn't really newsworthy.

Having an aardvark or a chinchilla 4th in line to the throne would be enough to convince me that the monarchy is worth celebrating.

 

[Pigeonho]

I wonder if Kate is familiar with the Jennifer Lawrence way of taking a full mix?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Quite possibly the only occasion upon which the whole country is praying for a ginger sprog.

 

[Pigeonho]

Quite possibly the only occasion upon which the whole country is praying for a ginger sprog.

Haha, would give them a chance to dust off the 'excuses why Harry looks like James Hewitt' booklet.

 

[The Flash]

Yep some woman is on sky discussing it right now ....kill me now

Ok, where are you bud?

*grabs rape-death kit, starts engine*

I'll put some clean underwear on

Don't bother, you'll only end up soiling it in your final, agonising, death throes.

Meet me in Rotherham. I'll be wearing wellies and a duffle-coat.