Katie Price - Would Ya?

Churchill123

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Me and a few of the lads at work are having a discussion about Katie Price.. Some say yes would hands down make her "take it take take it" and others said she's a dog, so i thought only one way to settle this, take it to blue moon!
 
If I was single then yes, and i'd record it too then sell it to a tabloid. A couple of benefits:
1. I'd shoot my load
2. I'll have a few quid out of it

Not saying she's good looking as I personally think she's a munter and she'd drive me fucking mad if she was my bird, but seeing as i've shagged some absolute horrors down the years, i'd just look at it as another fuck, another chance to shoot my baby batter, another shag - a session.
 
10 pages coming up from Brad Pitt look a likes who wouldn't touch her if she was the last woman alive.

Fact is, if she wasn't well known and you bumped into her in a boozer, 99% of blokes would be drooling all over her.
 
Pigeonho said:
If I was single then yes, and i'd record it too then sell it to a tabloid. A couple of benefits:
1. I'd shoot my load
2. I'll have a few quid out of it

Not saying she's good looking as I personally think she's a munter and she'd drive me fucking mad if she was my bird, but seeing as i've shagged some absolute horrors down the years, i'd just look at it as another fuck, another chance to shoot my baby batter, another shag - a session.


I respect your honesty!
 
Just a shame that vid of her and dane bowers was shit! - Looked abit like a blow up doll in it, and she didn't do much.. I've always liked to think she'd be a proper gooer..
 
Churchill123 said:
Pigeonho said:
If I was single then yes, and i'd record it too then sell it to a tabloid. A couple of benefits:
1. I'd shoot my load
2. I'll have a few quid out of it

Not saying she's good looking as I personally think she's a munter and she'd drive me fucking mad if she was my bird, but seeing as i've shagged some absolute horrors down the years, i'd just look at it as another fuck, another chance to shoot my baby batter, another shag - a session.


I respect your honesty!
We all have, proper blokes anyway not these new man-bag types who act like airy-fairy's and go with the 'right' one. '10 to 2' birds we used to call them. I've woke up in various houses not knowing where I am or who the fuck I was with, then put my shoes on and hailed a cab home. All back in the day like.
 
It would pass the time i suppose....


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Pigeonho said:
Churchill123 said:
Pigeonho said:
If I was single then yes, and i'd record it too then sell it to a tabloid. A couple of benefits:
1. I'd shoot my load
2. I'll have a few quid out of it

Not saying she's good looking as I personally think she's a munter and she'd drive me fucking mad if she was my bird, but seeing as i've shagged some absolute horrors down the years, i'd just look at it as another fuck, another chance to shoot my baby batter, another shag - a session.


I respect your honesty!
We all have, proper blokes anyway not these new man-bag types who act like airy-fairy's and go with the 'right' one. '10 to 2' birds we used to call them. I've woke up in various houses not knowing where I am or who the fuck I was with, then put my shoes on and hailed a cab home. All back in the day like.

Not gonna lie, i aint exactly fussy! - I mean i do have a thing that i don't like proper proper fat birds, but once i've had a few shandys im pretty much game for anything!

Had one the other week when woke up in random apartment in Birmingham.. was a proper nice pad to be fair, had a little look round (Not on the rob before anyone says) got me shoes on and then managed to get a cab from a place round the corner, got back to my mates who i was visiting, and drove home & was in time to have my sunday lunch with the bird! All in a days work!
 

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