Keep your hair on

In a similar vein my missus went into Galloways the other day to buy my grandson a gingerbread man to be corrected by sales assistant don’t you mean a gingerbread person as that’s what he’s been instructed he must sell them as!
I’m going in tomorrow to buy a gingerbread man and I’m going to give them a pound coin and inform them it’s identifying as a twenty pound note and can I have the difference in change back!
Worlds going crazy!
 
I’d have loved my biological father and my granddaughters other Granddad to still be around and turn up to this gig, both white with proper Afro hair (and I mean PROPER Afro hair, not just curly), can imagine someone from ‘Showsec’ or suchlike grappling trying to pull their hair out.
 

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