Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Anyone who got a spare pack off bogrolls
Put it up for auction on here,
I've got a pile of Telegraph sports' pages. I'm just gonna cut 'em to bog roll size 'n glue em together!
Anyone who got a spare pack off bogrolls
Put it up for auction on here,
Wont that be like using someone else's used toilet roll.I've got a pile of Telegraph sports' pages. I'm just gonna cut 'em to bog roll size 'n glue em together!
Wont that be like using someone else's used toilet roll.
you could pay it off in other ways :)I would have to sel my house lol
That option is off the table now that i am one of the unclean !you could pay it off in other ways :)
have you got the dreaded lergy ?That option is off the table now that i am one of the unclean !
Or lets leave it as it isThis is my hypothesis: No one has to pay but for those that wish to do so then upgraded membership privileges are now on offer. I prescribe an initial subscription of £5.00 per annum for Gold Membership and £10 for Elite Membership affording the following benefits.
Gold membership with a free lapel Moon Walker badge to identify you at meet ups or football outings to stimulate conversational nuance with like minded people.
Gold membership with double post points.
Gold membership with access to parts of the forum that non payers cannot access including the politics forum and a buy sell or exchange forum.
Gold membership no advertising.
Elite membership with treble post points.
Elite member raffles to meet our beloved leader in person and share a pie and a pint with him down the pub and also a photo opportunity.
Elite membership with supervised trips to the mod-forum with hands on experiences of the background mechanics.
Elite membership required for that all important call up to mod-hood. Only Elite members can be called to this supper:
Elite membership no advertising.
Also points reductions for piss poor behavioral traits and a correctional isolationist room for posters to reassess past performance and improve on future forum contribution.