Kicking off in Leicester

[Indaparkside]

Apparently one of the players dad exposed himself in the dressing room his son said papa you have a small dong, to which he flipped Flopped and stuck his head down the vinda loo

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

@ancoats will be along shortly, blaming Root!

Are you Stoking the fire?

 

[Blue Til Death]

If you’re arrested for fighting over cricket, is it easy to get bail?

I will look it up on Googly and get back to you mate..!

 

[Indaparkside]

If you’re arrested for fighting over cricket, is it easy to get bail?

No you just get taken down the moeem Ali and kicked in the jake ball

 

[kippaxwarrior]

India and Pakistan have always had an uneasy relationship since the partition in 1947 but when it comes to cricket it goes up a few notches.

They absolutely dispise each other and l I mean pure hatred.

I was in Goa a few years ago and they were playing an ODI and I went to watch it in a pub. It was rammed half an hour before it started and the and the atmosphere was incredible.

Constant cheering and booing and everytime India took a wicket or scored a boundary the place went mental.

Brilliant day and India won!

 

[balotellishaircut]

Apparently one of the players dad exposed himself in the dressing room his son said papa you have a small dong, to which he flipped Flopped and stuck his head down the vinda loo

Not Korma Sutra then..

 

[doots]

A sticky wicket of a situation.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Cricket hooligans. Thugs. I hope they all get banned from going to the grounds.

 

[Blue Mist]

I’d love to join in with the puns but as cricket is fucking dreadful and sends me into a coma I don’t know all the buzzwords and phrases...

A quick lesson for you. Think of any sentence, no matter how short and just insert one or more of the following in;
Slam Dunk, wide receiver or short stop.
Believe me bm will be rolling in the aisles.

 

[Postman Pep]

India and Pakistan have always had an uneasy relationship since the partition in 1947 but when it comes to cricket it goes up a few notches.

They absolutely dispise each other and l I mean pure hatred.

I was in Goa a few years ago and they were playing an ODI and I went to watch it in a pub. It was rammed half an hour before it started and the and the atmosphere was incredible.

Constant cheering and booing and everytime India took a wicket or scored a boundary the place went mental.

Brilliant day and India won!

I suppose it's better than when they were threatening each other with nuclear weapons.

Apologies for the deep point. I tried hard to come up with a pun but was unsure of the pitch and ran out of patience.