Kicking off in Leicester

[Blue Mist]

Some if the thugs ran through the town centre and knocked a woman to the floor, basically they bowled a maiden over.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Some if the thugs ran through the town centre and knocked a woman to the floor, basically they bowled a maiden over.

She shouldn’t have been in the corridor of uncertainty then.

 

[Gabriel]

Appears to have little to do with cricket now and more to do with Hindu/Muslim sensitivities; would seem that groups are being attracted to Leicester from other parts of the country as well, so I’d imagine the authorities will want minimum public exposure and will take measures to stop people from entering the city.

 

[mcfcphil]

I hadn’t heard a dicky bird about this story until now

 

[Postman Pep]

Appears to have little to do with cricket now and more to do with Hindu/Muslim sensitivities; would seem that groups are being attracted to Leicester from other parts of the country as well, so I’d imagine the authorities will want minimum public exposure and will take measures to stop people from entering the city.

Any questions from the media will be met with a straight bat.

 

[splinter]

Appears to have little to do with cricket now and more to do with Hindu/Muslim sensitivities; would seem that groups are being attracted to Leicester from other parts of the country as well, so I’d imagine the authorities will want minimum public exposure and will take measures to stop people from entering the city.

Don't those religions practice peace and harmony..why can't they all get along like us pagans do, a bit of tree hugging would sort it out

 

[JASR]

I suppose it's better than when they were threatening each other with nuclear weapons.

Apologies for the deep point. I tried hard to come up with a pun but was unsure of the pitch and ran out of patience.

India probably needs a few Hawkeye early warning planes to keep an eye on Pakistan, or some Nightwatchmen drones. Neither country seem to know the boundary of reasonable behaviour though. The UN umpiring has also been crap, probably because they are stumped with how to resolve, and have just bailed.

 

[Gabriel]

Don't those religions practice peace and harmony..why can't they all get along like us pagans do, a bit of tree hugging would sort it out

Most religions profess it but not all adherents practise it, alas.

 

[johnmc]

The rules of Pun

Quite a few of the threads on here turn into to Pun threads, and are quite often very funny, such as the Harry the Beef one upstairs.. However there are a few issues I have with the use of the pun. A pun must not be a sound alike in my eyes. For example someone put "Stock it now" for Stop it...

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

I think this absolute classic of a thread needs to be read by a few of you

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I hadn’t heard a dicky bird about this story until now

I hadn’t either, but I‘m definitely in the Rodgers out camp. He should be hooked.