Kids say the funniest things...

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If Man is 5, and the Devil is 6, then God is 7.
They come out out with some crackers don't they!

Conversation between Mrs Rushts and Rushts jr (aged 9) in the car on the way home from school....

Rushts jr.. 'Mum you don't have to spend much on me for my birthday this year'

Mrs Rushts.. 'Ok, why have you said that'?

Rushts jr.. 'Well you and dad have spent a lot this year paying for our Holiday and camping trips'

Mrs Rushts.. 'Oh what a sweet little'......

Rushts jr.. 'Dont spend over 500 on me'.


Oh how we both laughed. Kids do say the funniest things don't they.

(My next thread will be.. 'Monkeys, we really are just like them aren't we').
 
Caught our 5 year old explaining to her friend how humans were made the other day.
Apparently god dug up some bones from a graveyard so we weren't all floppy, made our muscles out of meat, covered it with skin so it wouldn't fall out and then shaved some dogs so we had some hair.

I'm considering having words with her teacher.
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Caught our 5 year old explaining to her friend how humans were made the other day.
Apparently god dug up some bones from a graveyard so we weren't all floppy, made our muscles out of meat, covered it with skin so it wouldn't fall out and then shaved some dogs so we had some hair.

I'm considering having words with her teacher.
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Have a word with yourself!
 
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