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I understand why in centuries gone it made a lot of sense to have children. For a start there was little you could do to stop them appearing if you actively engaged the Mrs in coitus. Secondly, people needed a large brood as half wouldn't make it to their teens and the other half would earn a wage and look after you in your old age.
But both of those issues can be avoided now without too much fuss.
They are expensive, noisy, clingy, smelly, expensive, pretty useless and no where near as cute as you think they are (Facebook is full of other peoples ugly babies and yours is likely the same no matter how much you try and tell yourself different). As soon as you have them your life isn't your own and most parents immediately become extreme right wingers demanding capital punishment for anyone that even looks at their kid with a squint.
The other thing about parents is that they automatically assume that couples without children should desperately want one as well. The wife and I get lectured often on "oh you'll change your mind don't worry" when people ask if we have kids. I can only assume that's because they want other people to go through the same 18-21 years of hell they are part way through. Did I mention they are expensive as well?
But both of those issues can be avoided now without too much fuss.
They are expensive, noisy, clingy, smelly, expensive, pretty useless and no where near as cute as you think they are (Facebook is full of other peoples ugly babies and yours is likely the same no matter how much you try and tell yourself different). As soon as you have them your life isn't your own and most parents immediately become extreme right wingers demanding capital punishment for anyone that even looks at their kid with a squint.
The other thing about parents is that they automatically assume that couples without children should desperately want one as well. The wife and I get lectured often on "oh you'll change your mind don't worry" when people ask if we have kids. I can only assume that's because they want other people to go through the same 18-21 years of hell they are part way through. Did I mention they are expensive as well?