Sean Dyche has spent £150m net since coming back up and pays more in wages than Napoli to make a side play like they're in league 2.
He's not a great manager, he's proof that when you set up with 10 men behind the ball with the only aim being to not lose every game and remove all expectations of entertainment, you can survive in the Premier League.
He will never manage a big club and he will never win a trophy. His only success is conning people into thinking he's got a hard job.
The fact he's a whinging, bitter twat who tries to position himself as the arbiter of proper English football behaviour but manages to miss all of his own players dives and dirty challenges is just the icing on the cake.
Is it actually £150m net? Didn’t know that.
I still think he’s done well to keep them up for so long. Yes the football is shit but he’s doing better than Howe, who’s got more talent and plays nicer football.