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Kisses at the end of texts
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johnny on the spot
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mancity5 said:johnny on the spot said:'I want to do you up the bum.'
'I want to do you up the bum x'
Which is more likely to get a positive result?
Just forwarded to my mate, to see ?
Stick with my advice mate, I'll have you smashing back doors in no time.
johnny on the spot said:mancity5 said:johnny on the spot said:'I want to do you up the bum.'
'I want to do you up the bum x'
Which is more likely to get a positive result?
Just forwarded to my mate, to see ?
Stick with my advice mate, I'll have you smashing back doors in no time.
Thats what scares me xx
mindmyp's_n_q's
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johnny on the spot said:Just realised that including 'bum sex' and 'positive result' in the same post could allude to something entirely different...
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nobody can eat fifty eggs
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I like what you did there toma, jotl will be fuming with it :)Lucky Toma said:Malcolm X
I don't text, and I don't reply to people that do text me. I once ignored my wife all day because she was texting me asking a question, eventually she phoned me and got the answer she was looking for. If she had phoned in the first place she could have avoided the wasted time.
dazdon
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BimboBob said:dazdon said:I do this when I text my daughters back.
For some reason texts need something at the end of them...like Oscar And Out or somat.
I don't however end a text to my sons in this fashion because it would just be wrong xx
What's wrong with a full stop?
"I'll pick up a curry on the way home."
"Just fuck off you odious little wanker."
"I have cheese."
It's called the English language. It's very handy.
Because short messages when you can't be arsed or are incapable of writing a long text look abrupt.
XX
BimboBob
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dazdon said:BimboBob said:dazdon said:I do this when I text my daughters back.
For some reason texts need something at the end of them...like Oscar And Out or somat.
I don't however end a text to my sons in this fashion because it would just be wrong xx
What's wrong with a full stop?
"I'll pick up a curry on the way home."
"Just fuck off you odious little wanker."
"I have cheese."
It's called the English language. It's very handy.
Because short messages when you can't be arsed or are incapable of writing a long text look abrupt.
XX
And? Texting is meant to be abrupt.
Beer?
Yeah. 7?
Ok.
That's it. Simple. Why bother writing anymore?
dazdon
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BimboBob said:dazdon said:BimboBob said:What's wrong with a full stop?
"I'll pick up a curry on the way home."
"Just fuck off you odious little wanker."
"I have cheese."
It's called the English language. It's very handy.
Because short messages when you can't be arsed or are incapable of writing a long text look abrupt.
XX
And? Texting is meant to be abrupt.
Beer?
Yeah. 7?
Ok.
That's it. Simple. Why bother writing anymore?
Some people just like to be more pleasant than others ;-)
BimboBob
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dazdon said:BimboBob said:dazdon said:Because short messages when you can't be arsed or are incapable of writing a long text look abrupt.
XX
And? Texting is meant to be abrupt.
Beer?
Yeah. 7?
Ok.
That's it. Simple. Why bother writing anymore?
Some people just like to be more pleasant than others ;-)
Damn them. *Shakes fist*