Kissing your pets

Re: Kissing other people's childrens pets on the lips

LittleStan said:
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
This is a difficult moral and ethical dilemma that needs consideration.
I doubt the daft banhammer will be out again,as it was wielded in my direction last night in a threatening manner because Ducado was having a bad day.
Just steer clear of calling any other people's children's pets racist,and you should be safe.

is it safe to ask what makes others people's children's pets racist?

I would advise not Stan,just to be on the safe side.
Racism is the elephant in the room at present.
Not that I am implying that elephants are racist,you understand.
 
I see dogs eating their own shit, licking and gnawing at their arse holes, licking the tips of their cocks, pressing their noses into other dogs arse holes, licking other dogs cocks and worst of all EATING DOG FOOD! Why would you want to let a dog lick you? They don't it out of affection thats a myth, they do it because they love the salts your skin excretes, FACT! It's like f***ing crack cocaine to them.
 
Re: Kissing your pets on the Lips

ChrisNUFC said:
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Here is a visual aid

Mother of God!!
 
Re: Kissing your pets on the Lips

ChrisNUFC said:
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Here is a visual aid
I never had robbie savage down as the romantic type, but he looks like he's enjoying that so fair play to him.
 
XxRachXx said:
Never kiss them on lips but we do have a nose rub :) always get greeted after work by cuddles though

A bit like me really, I tend to smear myself in Pedigree Chum and let Rover go to work on me.
 

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