I saw this bloke outside the ground today with the massive mask on already, proudly striding along with little regard for the kid who was struggling to keep up with him.
It got me thinking. It surprised me that he was walking round with the mask on outside. I expected him to put it on inside the ground as that is where it is supposed to be funny.
Anyway, what I want to know is, when does he put it on. And can we use that as a barometer for psychiatric problems?
Inside the ground (obviously not) - bit of a laugh, well balanced bloke.
Outside the ground - bit strange but possibly understandable.
When approaching the ground - starting to worry he is a bit strange.
Sat on the bus with this big clown head on - Liking the attention a bit too much
Got the mask on when he leaves the door, setting off for the ground - Men in white coats on speed dial.
Sleeps in the mask - must be going back to a padded cell.
So, who can claim to have seen him wearing the mask the furthest away from the ground?
