We should just bid £100m for torres and £100m for Gerrard. They are skint so would have to accept and those players would just sign for us.
Then we should do the same for Messi because they can only say no.
Than offer £100m for Ribery and get him signed. Just BTOOTW.
Then Vidic said his wife doesnt like the weather round here so just bid £100m for him and give his wife a sunbed. He will sign coz the rags are skint.
Maybe £100m bid for Ledley King as well, not because we want him just to weaken spurs.