last texted received??

[lee-mcfc]

is gonna ring asda n say theres a bomb and wen every1 is runnin out il be in doing my shoppin HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Cellarite]

"Will u put turkey in fridge pls"

she's at work.

 

[Bluebird1]

Panic over ... it's the Newcastle rugby game apparently!!! x

 

[98GW]

He wasn't getting results, but from what i can see, it's cause of player unrest. Ask Fred , he'll no doubt know more.

on the subject of the Sale sharks manager getting sacked.

 

[rhinomcfc]

"Will u put turkey in fridge pls"

she's at work.

doesnt the turkey go in the freezer??

 

[mammutly]

Happy Sunday then! See u next week x

(boxing day is my birthday)

 

[lev_yashin]

You have a missed call: this person/number called at 21:03 on 23/12 but left no message.

 

[leighton]

Some little shits pelted me with snowballs.

 

[Fame Monster]

Aww alright chick cheers xxx

Who the fuck called you chick?

His boyfriend.

 

[98GW]

"Will u put turkey in fridge pls"

she's at work.

euphemism?