Latest Darwin award nominee....

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Oh Manchester, is wonderful....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3150053/Police-Man-shoots-firework-head-dies.html

I know its tragic and a senseless loss of life....but fuck me what a plonker. He must have been absolutely bladdered to be numb enough to strap a mortar tube to his head ffs.

A ban on the sale of fireworks to anyone but the professionals wouldn't hurt my feelings at all, too many halfwits knocking about and they literally sell fireworks on the side of the road around here at this time of year.
 
He's an American. Would probably have shot himself or somebody at some stage anyway. They have no concept of the real danger around things full of an expolsive propellant and anyway he was probably exercising some constitutional right or other..............
 
haha! a man died! hilarious!

hang on... oh yeah.. that's not funny at all.

Why does it ever matter how someone died? When is it ever funny? ... Never in my book.


This might sound harsh but fuck him. At least he killed himself with his moronic stunt and no one else. One less idiot to pollute an already murky gene puddle.
 
This might sound harsh but fuck him. At least he killed himself with his moronic stunt and no one else. One less idiot to pollute an already murky gene puddle.

Yes life is a cesspit, but come on, he has a family. Fuck it.. let's all laugh.

No matter how street wise, no matter how careful, we are all gonna die... why rejoice in it?
 
Yes life is a cesspit, but come on, he has a family. Fuck it.. let's all laugh.

No matter how street wise, no matter how careful, we are all gonna die... why rejoice in it?

When did I laugh? I said I couldn't give a fuck about him. He died because of his own stupidity, I'm just happy that he killed himself and no one else.
 
When did I laugh? I said I couldn't give a fuck about him. He died because of his own stupidity, I'm just happy that he killed himself and no one else.

true.

I meant the whole thread.. The Darwin awards.. What the fuck is this shit? the lolz.. Why is this even a topic..

Perhaps I am overly sensitive who knows..
 
true.

I meant the whole thread.. The Darwin awards.. What the fuck is this shit? the lolz.. Why is this even a topic..

Perhaps I am overly sensitive who knows..
The world is overpopulated and people like the subject of this thread aren't prime candidates for breeding. Hence the lolz.
 
The darwin awards only point out how stupid some people are. The guy is sentient and should know better. Its just nature adding bleach to the gene pool
 
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Im not saying ha ha I haven't even watched the link. I don't need to to know how stupid some people have to be.

All Im saying is Darwin was right and the Darwin awards support the stupidity of man
 
You're over thinking it. Darwin awards are legendary. Don't get all righteous on us.

So yes ha f**kin ha in this case.

Ha fuckin ha eh?

Was he your brother? he certainly experienced pain like it was your brother..

Did he deserve it? - Not that I can tell.

Feelings are the same the world over. Deserving pain is where the grey area sits. He is you... You are him...
 
Nope. Still don't get it.

Couldn't this have been any of us? as kids as adults?

I've been drunk many times in my life but I have never once thought you know what I'm gonna strap a powerful explosive to my head. So no this couldn't have been any of us. It's sad for his family and friends but then maybe one of them should have stopped him strapping a fucking firework to his head.
 

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