Lifts In Shops

[The Preacher]

Think we need a more elevated debate on this one without the heated arguments escalating any further. (Sorry, this heat’s really getting to me!)

 

[bakerdave76]

I thought this was the title of talking head's new album...

 

[Barcon]

We used to try getting in the lift at Lewis's (I think it was Lewis's) only for the attendant to tell us to "fuck off and use the stairs".

 

[JULES]

the best thing about lifts in stops, its the best place to fart, wait until its just coming to your floor then sneak one out, make the fuckers gag !

 

[idahoblues]

Use the stairs you lazy cunts

 

[TCIB]

I pick up my trolley and carry it down those travelator things even, to fucking slow.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

WTF are people doing taking babies in prams into multifloor department stores anyway?