Limericks about Footballers

A potato headed strike named Rooney
Preferred his birds wrinkled and pruney
Not only that
The fucking big twat
Was caught robbing on TV, the loony.
 
On the kippax his name we did sing
While Helen she went ding a ling
Colin Bell was his name
But those at the game
Simply used to call him the King
 
"A-why a-always-a me-o?"
The self-evident quip from Mario
With a cute little wink
He kicked up a stink
That got right up the nose of old rio.
 
On the kippax his name we did sing
While Helen she went ding a ling
Colin Bell was his name
But those at the game
Simply used to call him the King
Then one day a fella so daintily
Made a similar rhyme that was quaintly
Used by rags for a fake
And when pressed would just quake
And then lie through his teeth, "They just came to me."
 

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