Lion Hunter eaten

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  1. journolud

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    I'd be lion if I said I had any sympathy for him.
     
  2. i kne albert davy

    i kne albert davy

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    Apparently his wife told him going Lion hunting cunningly disguised as a Wildebeest wasn't the brightest idea.
     
  3. Kompany Car

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    Sounds to be a big Cat-astrophe if you ask me.
     
  4. I heard they found the attacker hiding in the back of a jaguar.
     
  5. aguero93:20

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    Silly fucking cat. It'll get cancer and diabetes now. Either that or @kiam06 is lion again.
     
  6. abu13

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    Good,
     
  7. Adidas Sharston

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    Rather get eaten by a lion than scoffed by a shark
     
  8. goatersnipple

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    Lets hope the lion started at his feet and worked up.
    Slowly and painfully
     
  9. wattle

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    Must have hit a raw nerve
     
  10. aguero93:20

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    Could be better though, the poacher and the filthy cat could both have been killed.
     

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