List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

[Lancet Fluke]

at least Mrs This!'s favourites are not on the list...

You know the drill; get on with it.

...how did you guess?...

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[rushts]

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

I'm a scat man.....

 

[another generation]

On behalf of the residents of mid Cheshire could I ask whether Badger fucking is still ok?

It isn't as black and white as it sounds.

 

[idahoblues]

On behalf of the residents of mid Cheshire could I ask whether Badger fucking is still ok?

It isn't as black and white as it sounds.

I had a badger in my back yard(oo er missus) a couple of months back and I have to tell you it was a vicious bastard, scared the shit out of me for about 5 seconds, huge claws, big pointy teeth etc, don't ever corner one!

 

[york away to this!]

On behalf of the residents of mid Cheshire could I ask whether Badger fucking is still ok?

It isn't as black and white as it sounds.

I had a badger in my back yard(oo er missus) a couple of months back and I have to tell you it was a vicious bastard, scared the shit out of me for about 5 seconds, huge claws, big pointy teeth etc, don't ever corner one!

..are you sure that wasn't my ex?