I wonder why some/ a lot of little men like big bed wreckers.
A little bastard I work with is into them. He has arms like pipe cleaners and weighs about 7 stone, pissed wet through and busting for a shit.
His girlfriend came to pick him up the other day in her car. I wasn't expecting to see a stunner because he's an ugly little bleeder as well. I couldn't believe it when I saw her sat there, hands on the steering wheel with fingers like cumberland sausages.
When he's frottering away on her it must look like a yorkshire terrier shagging a pillow.
He says he can only get the fatties because slim girls don't want to know him but that's bollocks because I looked at his macbook tablet thing and it full of pictures of big blimps.
A little bastard I work with is into them. He has arms like pipe cleaners and weighs about 7 stone, pissed wet through and busting for a shit.
His girlfriend came to pick him up the other day in her car. I wasn't expecting to see a stunner because he's an ugly little bleeder as well. I couldn't believe it when I saw her sat there, hands on the steering wheel with fingers like cumberland sausages.
When he's frottering away on her it must look like a yorkshire terrier shagging a pillow.
He says he can only get the fatties because slim girls don't want to know him but that's bollocks because I looked at his macbook tablet thing and it full of pictures of big blimps.