Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Burnage Burnsy]

If a fart can get through your boxers and jeans what use is a face mask?

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

If a fart can get through your boxers and jeans what use is a face mask?

You should wear face masks on your face m8

 

[KentBlue]

Face masks and disinfected footballs among rules for Premier League return
Players also face two privately-sourced tests per week, according to reports

Premier League players will wear face masks and all footballs will be disinfected by staff in personal protective equipment under strict rules designed to allow squads to resume group training during the coronavirus crisis.

A seven-page document drawn up by Premier League director of football Richard Garlick has laid out the protocols that would need to be followed at training grounds ahead of football’s planned restart.

The plans, which will be discussed at a meeting of clubs on Friday, will also require players and staff to pass a Covid-19 Antigen Test in the 48 hours before returning to group training.

The rules include:

• All footballs, GPS units, cones, corner flags, goalposts and other equipment to be disinfected before and after use by staff wearing PPE
• Players encouraged to wear a snood or mask at all times
• Cars to be parked three spaces apart
• No massages unless approved by club doctor
• Fluids to be left at designated pick-up points
• Only visit training block to use toilet
• Initially only five players per training group
• Players to be given designated time slots and 15 minutes to prepare
• 75 minutes of small group training
• 15 minutes recovery
• Players and staff will be banned from spitting at the training ground

The document states: “This protocol will require the consent of all stakeholders and the agreement of Clubs....

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This is from the Telegraph and covers training only.

This is like a bloody Lenny Henry sketch - dragged on far too long as it is, and it wasn't even funny to begin with.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Cars to be parked three meters apart by drivers who are going to spend the rest of the day marking and tackling each other?

 

[JASR]

Cars to be parked three meters apart by drivers who are going to spend the rest of the day marking and tackling each other?

Joined up thinking at it's best.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I see the 'no massages' clause - presumably to keep Walker away from prozzies?

 

[manimanc]

Cars to be parked three meters apart by drivers who are going to spend the rest of the day marking and tackling each other?

I know, it's borderline comedy what these media cocks are putting out.

They just won't accept Liverpool* arent winning the league after blowing smoke up their arse since August 2018.

 

[Blue Mist]

I watched the lunchtime news and the Lord Mayor of Li'pool was on.

Fair play I thought as he started off by saying that the league should be cancelled now. He went on to say that in the interests of everyones health and the NHS it should just be called off. Fair play I thought, good man, until he came with the biggy, 'Of course Li'pool should be awarded the title as they have won it !!!!
Now before anyone jumps in, he did say he was an Everton fan but he still thought they should be awarded it. Well I have news for you, Li'pool haven't won it, no one has been relegated and the Rags have not secured 5th place. So fuck right off with your prejudiced bullshit.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I watched the lunchtime news and the Lord Mayor of Li'pool was on.

Fair play I thought as he started off by saying that the league should be cancelled now. He went on to say that in the interests of everyones health and the NHS it should just be called off. Fair play I thought, good man, until he came with the biggy, 'Of course Li'pool should be awarded the title as they have won it !!!!
Now before anyone jumps in, he did say he was an Everton fan but he still thought they should be awarded it. Well I have news for you, Li'pool haven't won it, no one has been relegated and the Rags have not secured 5th place. So fuck right off with your prejudiced bullshit.

Heard it - rapidly went down hill........

 

[kaz7]

Stillllllllllllllllll champions

City that is