Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That Dipperpool Echo is an absolute joke, it's unashamedly juvenile and some of their football headlines are akin to the Sunday Sport who used to have headlines like, London Bus found on the moon with pic attached... The best thing is, the average dipper thinks all it prints is gospel .... :-)

Big seller in Scandinavia?

 

[foggy1974]

Still can't get over how his teeth can shine so white

Hes been taking tips off bodgers

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Or he's realised that as Liverpool manager he can make the most easily disproved and outlandish claims and no journalist will dare question him for fear of being branded apostate by the cult.

We recognise this as the Mourinho-method........

 

[dhruvblue]

Unless Goalkeepers put the ball in their own net,I don't see how Dippers can challenge us.Yes you cannot underestimate anyone and everyone starts on zero,but with all the luck they had with calls and fuck ups, having same thing again looks tough.So I assume we will be fine.

 

[SWP's back]

Really does seem the wheels are coming off more and more this pre-season. Here’s hoping it gets worse over the coming months.
I also see Van Dicky is slowly going public with issues with Klopp so that’s Funny.

The more it goes on the more it seems that last year really was shit or bust for them.

What’s VVD said?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

If and when you can stop laughing after reading this headline, please feel free to post.

Richard Jolly, Liverpool Echo.

JURGEN KLOPP HAS CHANGED PEP GUARDIOLA FOREVER
LFC Stories: Pep Guardiola has had to adjust his style in response to Jurgen Klopp

Judging from the end of the season, presumably the change was 'win even more'.

Unless Goalkeepers put the ball in their own net,I don't see how Dippers can challenge us.Yes you cannot underestimate anyone and everyone starts on zero,but with all the luck they had with calls and fuck ups, having same thing again looks tough.So I assume we will be fine.

On the basis that we pick up where we left off last year, everyone else must be shitting it already.

The best PL season anyone had previously ever had by a country mile, achieved thanks to a critical mass of favourable decisions, bizarre goalkeeping flukes and advantageous balance regarding key injuries and it still wasn’t enough to beat either of our last two years’ totals.
Let that sink in.

They threw everything at us bar the kitchen sink (as it’s currently installed in Jurgen’s mouth), and it all just bounced off.

 

[Falcao]

 

[its a Barm]

to many chickens being counted on this thread, lets just wait and see how we all start,have i mentioned i fuckin hate scousers.

 

[SWP's back]

Haha fucking wankers

 

[jrb]

They should try and copyright cult, deluded, 97 points 2nd, Slippy G, 30 years, etc.