What's going on ?
The best team ever assembled in the PL era have only got 5 games left to play and they still haven't secured a Thursday night cup spot yet..
23 points behind the runaway league leaders, not to mention the 29 goal difference deficit.
What the fuck have the red arrows been up to all season ffs ?
Luckily for the dippers they have bingo, the best manager in world football to turn it around..
He's not fkin stupid, he's cleared their heavy fixture pileup by dipping out of the CL, FA and League Cups as early as possible, a tactic that has worked well for them, especially domestically, ever since he pitched up there..
The guy's a genius, manager's like Pep should take note instead of fucking working his bollocks off trying to win a fkin fancy-full quadruple every season..
By resting his stars, bingo has ensured that they now have one game a week to concentrate on..
All their eggs in one massive basket, they can now concentrate on an exciting end of season mad fkin scramble for a top 4 place..
But oh fkin no, even though everything has been meticulously thought out, they're still hemorrhaging points left, right and centre.
Hanging on for dear life against the barcodes in the final minutes, even relying in VAR to bail them out in the last minute by chalking off a perfectly good barcode goal, they still managed to fuck it up..
The cameras panning over to the touchline at the final whistle, catching bingo, mouth open, looking absolutely fkin clueless was bang out if order btw..
They haven't even managed to win half the games they've played in the PL this season ffs..
Sadly, it's looking more and more likely that their flash in the pan, covid impacted, VAR assisted, cheating, diving, red and yellow card avoidance season will be consigned to the history books, filed under Blackburn Rovers..!
Such a fkin shame..!
*****..!