Liverpool thread 2020/21

[crazyg]

Surely the topical biscuit of choice would be Breakaway?

Say no more!

 

[bluke]

That’s what happens when you let Chelsea fans do your books

They've got their own Scouse tax regulations. Their meetings with HMRC gonna be like:

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The trophies are stacking up now,

The Birth Certificate Cup
The Big Trend Trophy

That birth certificate trophy might be a bit dodgy.
Maybe should be replaced with the "Who's the Daddy" shield.

 

[Gazza]

The trophies are stacking up now,

The Birth Certificate Cup
The Big Trend Trophy

What's next, the More Smoke Shield?

Have they won the "If goals from outside the box count double" trophy again?

 

[Bill the Blue]

Would there be room on the same table if Phil’s were already on display..

You're not wrong, Trent Darby's medals would have slipped well down the fkin table, just like the one season wonders, flash in the pan, mentality monsters (fkin lol), scummy fkin team he plays for..!

 

[Gazza]

You're not wrong, Trent Darby's medals would have slipped well down the fkin table, just like the one season wonders, flash in the pan, mentality monsters (fkin lol), scummy fkin team he plays for..!

But Tits And Arse's would mean more.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Rearrange the following words
Straws at Clutching dippers again

Yeah, the difference is that for one of them, it's the start of his career, for the other it's the height of his career.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Look more like Habsburgs to me.

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the fat face **** has just shit himself and it’s all over the place.
The bald bloke has just said to him “fucking hell can’t believe you’ve just done that”.
The bloke in the hat is looking down at all the shit everywhere, and can’t believe what he’s seen.
The tiny headed lad has just noticed it’s all over his hands.
And the one in purple is checking his just in case!

 

[Maly]

 

[ysmsa]

Surely the topical biscuit of choice would be Breakaway?

Digestive, best for Dipping