Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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True to my southern ponce credentials, for a works social this evening we did a tour of a local vineyard. During the tour, which was both informative and thirst-quenching, we learned that cold air tends to roll down the vineyard slopes, which increases the risk of frost damage during the spring months. The traditional solution for this is to light candles along the rows of vines, to which first and only thought was that the dippers would fucking love this.

So would Elton John.
 
All home grown. All want to play for Liverpool for free. Another ’great’ collection added to all the other self entitled greats the football media and their deluded fan base keep on rolling out.

All paid for by the never ending Coutinho money.

  1. Virgil van Dijk - £76.2m (from Southampton, 2018)
  2. Alisson - £56.3m (from Roma, 2018) ...
  3. Naby Keita - £54m (from RB Leipzig, 2018) ...
  4. Luis Diaz - £50m (from Porto, 2022) ...
  5. Christian Benteke - £41.8m (from Aston Villa, 2015) ...
  6. Fabinho - £40.5m (from Monaco, 2018) ...
  7. Diogo Jota - £40m (from Wolves, 2020) ...
I tho allison was around 75m
 
All the Liverpool fans I know are decent people. I, unlike mostly everyone on here, don't dislike them that much. I have too much hatred of the Rags. Liverpool, for me, pale into insignificance compared to those cunts. I know the people on RAWK are arseholes, but they're not representative of the Liverpool fans I know personally. Just like people on here aren't representative of the City fans I know and who I go to games with.

I genuinely hope they win the CL final as I'd rather they win it than Madrid - fuck Madrid.

However, we have absolutely got to win the league. Oh, and I hope Chelsea win the FA Cup.
If RM win it then we won’t have to suffer the media crap all through the summer about how the chumps is better then the prem. Also for me anything at all is better then a dipper win…in any sport or event. But I’d admire your diplomacy.
 
True to my southern ponce credentials, for a works social this evening we did a tour of a local vineyard. During the tour, which was both informative and thirst-quenching, we learned that cold air tends to roll down the vineyard slopes, which increases the risk of frost damage during the spring months. The traditional solution for this is to light candles along the rows of vines, to which first and only thought was that the dippers would fucking love this.
Well they do love to wine.
 
My dentist is a Liverpool fan: He is the only fan of them I can have a decent discussion about football with. He was quite supportive of City after the first leg of the CL semi. He was convinced we would go through. Apart from his prices and filling / scale and polish technique he is a lovely bloke.

My best mate is an armchair Lpool fan and is a complete and utter cock when it comes to Lpool.
I have known him 15 years , never been to Anfield in all that time but had a season ticket for one season when they won the CL in Istanbul. After that he felt he didn’t need to go again as that was the pinnacle. He is a fucking great bloke but an absolute cock when it comes to football.
I think all City fans would have a decent discussion with their dentist if he/she was a Liverpool fan for fear of leaving said practice with teeth looking like Shane Macgowan. ;)
 
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