Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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She sounds a right bellwhiff. She liked to like things her grandad didn't like just because he didn't like it.
I didn't read the article as I'm a tight skinflint, but "I loved my grandad because as a kid I used to do stuff that he hated me for and his hate filled reactions were funny to me as a kid, but in a dream he came back to me and gave me a hug, so now I know he loved me too"?!

Errr, go and see a psychologist sweetheart and maybe deal with the unresolved guilt you're feeling for being such a cvnt to him!
 
Dear football gods.

today you can prove you are real.
All I ask is Liverpool get beat.

a bonus would be a pitch invasion, klopp gets punched & possibly 4 injuries to key players.

however I will gladly accept just their defeat.

thank you
*Crying scousers meme being prepared just in case*
 
I remember all the pundits saying you can only be classed as a great team if you win the Premier league back to back?
The mantra has changed. It's now 'you can only be classed as a great team if you're managed by Bingo Klopp, play in red and have a fanbase that likes to murder innocent football fans.'
 
I have heard that the guy that lent his teeth to Jurgen Klopp wants them back pronto. Interesting times.
 
Dear football gods.

today you can prove you are real.
All I ask is Liverpool get beat.

a bonus would be a pitch invasion, klopp gets punched & possibly 4 injuries to key players.

however I will gladly accept just their defeat.

thank you
All apart from the punch YES!
 
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