I don't know if they even do one, but could it be the team of the week based on fan votes on individual players?
I actually doubt that if KDB was on it though, as there are clearly hordes of dips sitting around with nothing better to do than down vote City players and City goals on BBC Football.
They must have been fuming on Saturday, because normally if we score a bagful they've given up by the time we hit the fourth or fifth. Checked on my phone whilst sat on a 216 into town after the game and even the fifth goal was registering a net negative vote... what a way to spend a sunny April afternnon... sad doesn't even come close.