Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Big Joe Corrigan]

They are mostly seriously deluded or they have very selective memories where " history " is concerned.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I see the PL/SLY/Livarpool have got their way with the fixtures, we now have to play after the scallies for the next 3 games thus handing them a distinct advantage, makes me sick watching the league being manipulated in this way

I'd imagine those fixture adjustments might have a substantial impact on betting markets also.

Follow the money.

 

[laplandblue]

What a mard arse ****, and a fuckin hypocrite of the highest order.

A little understanding of football? What's that? LiVARpool must be given every decision every time?

 

[laplandblue]

you don't fight weird with weird because the og weirdo doesn't have the self awareness to know it is weird but does think the second weirdo is weird and will probably point it out. the first weirdo who outs the other weirdo wins as they seem reasonable when they point out the second weirdos weirdness and the second weirdo can only reply "i know you are but what am i" which has always been a weak argument. for further evidence see the trump thread.

best way to deal with weird is to offer it an insult wrapped up in a compliment. for example any manager that does this reminds me of the rumoured to be a nonce pe teacher from school. so just call him Sir or Mr Klopp

When I read this I thought of the P.E teacher from Kes, refereeing the school football match. Unsurprisingly wearing a red shirt and making all the decisions in his own favour.

 

[VOOMER]

What a buck teethed ****, and a fuckin hypocrite of the highest order.

 

[VOOMER]

A lot of talk about how many penalties Mo Salah gets/wins/whatever 15 or 20 a season probably. I also see a lot of facts quoted on here. Yes Liverpool have had more penalties than any other Premier League side, one more than Man Utd I believe. But I did not think Salah had been awarded that many so I tried to find out but only came up with those he had taken. And then I thought 2 things have happened, Klopp arrives and then VAR, which according to this site would basically relegate Liverpool as we seemed to score about 20 blatantly offside goals a season. So I looked at the pen stats since 2017/18 and it seems if you look in the right place (myfootballfacts.com) stats will tell you what you/I want to believe.
City 57, Utd 51, Chelsea 41, Liverpool 39, Arsenal 34, Spurs 33.

Ahh bless

 

[VOOMER]

Because it vindicates the weirdo

No he will rise to the bait, kick off and be rattled by it. It should be done, by simply having a conversation with him, or simply having 3, or 4 ground staff combing the grass during the warm up.

 

[Gazza]

I think his cat must have died looking at his pants at half mast.

His best suit is in the wash due to being spit-sodden.

 

[VOOMER]

you don't fight weird with weird because the og weirdo doesn't have the self awareness to know it is weird but does think the second weirdo is weird and will probably point it out. the first weirdo who outs the other weirdo wins as they seem reasonable when they point out the second weirdos weirdness and the second weirdo can only reply "i know you are but what am i" which has always been a weak argument. for further evidence see the trump thread.

best way to deal with weird is to offer it an insult wrapped up in a compliment. for example any manager that does this reminds me of the rumoured to be a nonce pe teacher from school. so just call him Sir or Mr Klopp

Your so wrong, weird can't deal with weird and will react.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

A lot of talk about how many penalties Mo Salah gets/wins/whatever 15 or 20 a season probably. I also see a lot of facts quoted on here. Yes Liverpool have had more penalties than any other Premier League side, one more than Man Utd I believe. But I did not think Salah had been awarded that many so I tried to find out but only came up with those he had taken. And then I thought 2 things have happened, Klopp arrives and then VAR, which according to this site would basically relegate Liverpool as we seemed to score about 20 blatantly offside goals a season. So I looked at the pen stats since 2017/18 and it seems if you look in the right place (myfootballfacts.com) stats will tell you what you/I want to believe.
City 57, Utd 51, Chelsea 41, Liverpool 39, Arsenal 34, Spurs 33.

And therein lies the problem with statistics.

It would be interesting to see how many of those Liverpool penalties came at game changing moments and how many of those City penalties were awarded when the game had already been put to bed.

So many times over the last few seasons Liverpool have struggled to make inroads against teams until they were 'awarded' a controversial free kick/penalty.