Make up your own Sky sports spend fact

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It costs more per month to watch Sky legitimately than Burnley have spent on goalkeepers on a Thursday ever.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Man citys defence that started tonight cost 3 times less than their defence that didnt start tonight

 

[Kippax77]

City's new Croatian defender cost 80 million but rice and Enzo were only 100 million buys.
Zzzzz media you lying cnuts

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Man City's EDS squad has a higher nominal value than all the real estate in Burnley.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Paul Merson has snorted half the GDP of the UAE in drugs.

And the other half he spent in bookies.

 

[Blue Mist]

Man City have spent more on defenders than every other team in the world combined.

Ever


Honest

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Man City's current defence cost more than the entire NHS budget since it was created in 1948

With add-ons

 

[blueste41]

Man City's back 4 cost more than Burnley's, but Burnley's still has more fingers.

 

[Metal Biker]

Rapid 1.2 degree rise in global temperatures due to oil sales since Abu Dhabi ownership of MCFC

 

[freshie]

Man City’s defence cost more than Boris Johnson yearly child maintenance payments

 

[blue moony]

Man citys spend on defenders cost more than Jamie Carraghesr private education

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Man City’s defence cost more than Boris Johnson yearly child maintenance payments

That can’t be true.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Jack Grealish' bar tab cost more than Burnley's defence.

 

[tommybooth]

City spent more on their whole defence than Bingo spent on his teeth and hair transplant.

 

[bluetonium]

City could have ended the transport, teacher and NHS strikes in one go, but instead spent the money on making the premier league even less competitive.

As we speak, money that could save lives in Hawaii is instead being reserved to buy yet another left footed midfielder.

 

[KS55]

City spend more on statues than Burnley spend on real people.

 

[Blueboy73]

Man City defence costs the equivalent of 12,000,000,000 Greggs sausage rolls.

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[Bantamgaz]

Man City net spend over the last 4 seasons £3458766589988

The rest -2p

 

[1961_vintage]

The combined annual salaries paid by Sky to Spit & Chuckle would fund the salaries of 50 junior doctors in the UK per year.

 

[Blue Mist]

City have spent more on defenders than the United Nations have on ridding the world of Malaria, Cholera, Dengie Fever and Azabajarn foot rot.