Make up your own Sky sports spend fact

[I'm Blue]

Manchester City’s chips cost more per gram than any other team in world football.

 

[journolud]

No Man City defender cost as much as Harry Maguire…

Oh is it meant to be a made up fact?

 

[Blue Mist]

Every time Man City buy a player, somebody dies.

A fairy, get it right. Every time City buy a player a fairy dies.

 

[dickie davies]

A fairy, get it right. Every time City buy a player a fairy dies.

Why is Bruno Fernandez still breathing?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

A fairy, get it right. Every time City buy a player a fairy dies.

Ha! Not really. Just a fact. True of any given moment of any given day.

But likely be publicly and disingenuously peddled by sly as being both specific and to derogatory to us.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

City’s defence cost more than the entire squad migration from Huddersfield to Arsenal.

 

[jrb]

Manchester City ran out of chips at the Etihad, but they will never run out transfer money.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

There are more pounds spent on our defence than there are grains of sand on Earth

 

[ysmsa]

Man Cty’s defence cost more than Liverpool got for Coutinhou

If Coutinho was a triplet and all played footy.

Dips would have received more in transfer fees for the Coutinho's that City have spent on defenders!

 

[ysmsa]

The inventor of the 6 fingered glove will make more on Burnley Market on a weekend than City spend on defenders.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

City have spent more on those little cardboard things you use to hold hot drinks than Luton have spent on their entire stadium.

 

[SebastianBlue]

City’s academy team cost more than Harry Kane’s weekly dry cleaning fines at Bayern.

 

[cheekybids]

City total defence cost 7600 barrels of crude oil.

 

[KS55]

City total defence cost 7600 barrels of crude oil.

That’s cheap, about 455,000 US Dollars.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Sorry for the duplication but please can I re-use my post from the Agenda Media thread?

'Here's another stat - Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, Rico Lewis & James Mcatee who all took part in the game cost less in transfer fees than it does to buy a halftime hotdog at Burnley. Don't remember seeing that one...........'

 

[KS55]

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Don’t post that on HYS, the BBC don’t like jokes at the rags expense.

 

[KS55]

Sorry for the duplication but please can I re-use my post from the Agenda Media thread?

'Here's another stat - Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, Rico Lewis & James Mcatee who all took part in the game cost less in transfer fees than it does to buy a halftime hotdog at Burnley. Don't remember seeing that one...........'

And two of them pay City for the privilege.

 

[TinFoilHat]

The man city squad cost less than sky sports had to pay victims of the hairy Handed Nonce and his sex pest mate to keep them quite.

 

[cheekybids]

That’s cheap, about 455,000 US Dollars.

I thought 600k

I think we’ve established figures can be plucked from thin air ;)

 

[Blueboy73]

Don’t post that on HYS, the BBC don’t like jokes at the rags expense.

Or the Dippers.
But it's fine for plastic Rag and Dipper trolls to post libellous comments about MCFC.