Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[I'm With Stupid]

These are genuine Liverpool Echo headlines from today:

Manchester United have just paid for Liverpool transfer

Raheem Sterling has finally paid the price for Liverpool exit

I reckon they need a bit of help. Any suggestions for headlines for them?

The standard formula seems to be "Why [something completely unrelated] will be good for Liverpool"

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Why Manchester City going for their 5th PL title in 6 seasons is good news for Liverpool.

 

[give it to gordon]

Why building the Manchester Ship Canal is good for liverpool

 

[yeseye]

Why Global Warming is good for Liverpool .

 

[TheBlueDune]

Why record breaking temperatures will be good for Liverpool Norwegian supporters

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

It wasn't our fault

 

[StrutterBlue]

how Luiz Diaz ACL injury spells trouble for Guardiola

 

[Bill Walker]

Putin Claims Anfield will be Safe in the Event of Nuclear War.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Why City are honestly never ever in our heads, really.

 

[stonerblue]

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