Make your own Liverpool Echo headline

[theres only one carlito]

How the team that finished second in the league and got beat in the Champions league final are the best team in the world lead by the manager of the year.

 

[Lost in space]

But, but, but, but,but

 

[The Black Shed]

Why Nathan Ake not signing for Chelsea is not only a clear sign of Liverpool's continued success, but also any 'transport issues' in and around Anfield on match day, can be firmly attributed to the French authorities in Dover.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Nothing beats the real ones….

“Liverpool hold key advantage over Man City as two Erling Haaland problems could settle the title”

From Liverpool.com

Reading their other headlines is like reading The Onion Sports Section!!

The delusion is real!

 

[jrb]

Josh Wilson-Esbrand hitting the post was good for Liverpool.

 

[Hes the left back remember]

COLD CASE SQUAD FURTHER INVESTIGATE
Merseyside police arrested a man today following the attack on the Manchester City team coach a number of years ago he said he didn’t do it so they let him go.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Pep Guardiola has given Liverpool a boost claiming they have a “fantastic squad” and this has helped Diogo Jota recover from a hamstring injury..

 

[Keeper!]

City are magnificent , were *ucked!!

 

[J.A.M]

The people of Liverpool celebrated today after the council announced fewer bin pick ups.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Think some are forgetting this bit ;-)

Liverpool Echo - 4 Page Special

'Columbian Hedgehog sporting flying goggles spotted eating kebab whilst playing on a trampoline listening to Ibiza Classical Chill outs and why this is good news for Liverpool'..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

"Neo takes red pill in the matrix, proves Klopps men are one's to beat this season".

'Pep - There is no spoon'...........

 

[Sir peace frog]

dey dont do dat der do dey ,

why this phrase will help liverpool to another dominating 2nd place

 

[moh]

Why losing the Premier League title in the last game of the season bodes well for Liverpool’s title charge

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Why John Aldridge trying to wind up City fans on twitter is good news for Liverpool FC

 

[Fernster]

Collect Echo vouchers each week for your £1 holiday in Blackpool!!
Exclusive: Get your shell suit from Primark for only £2.50, Top Quality match day attire.
Klopp books trophy parade for 2023 saying "Coming 2nd is the new winning mentality"

 

[havefaith]

I dont think any of us could of imagined this Echo headline (had to check it wasn't a parody account)

I took one for the team and read it so you dont have to, key paragraph -

"In what can only be described as a transfer window that has been played to perfection, the Citizens' director of football Txiki Begiristain as banked remarkable fees for players considered surplus to requirements and approaching the end of their respective contracts."

 

[KS55]

How City’s net spend surplus hands Liverpool massive boost

 

[KS55]

“I moved to win more trophies. Fuck.”
James Milner confesses.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Why the term ‘Bin Dipper’ could reduce crime and boost business in the toxteth area.

 

[Silva2021]

I would love a genuine or made up quiz based on headlines from Liverpool Echo.

Would really highlight the shit they come out with.