Make your own United debacle headline story

[JASR]

Following on from the Liverpool echo thread, and in light of the fortnightly debacle news coming out from Trafford, I thought some ‘alleged’ stories might be fun over the internationalzzzzz break:

Glazer approved Remedial works at Old Trafford reveal long forgotten storeroom untouched since the 70’s, contents revealed to be empty boxes for brown envelopes dating back to the 50’s. United, when asked for comment, refused to be drawn into speculation about why they would have so many.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Gary Neville blames the Glazers for refusing to sell for the time it takes to get served in Lou Macari’s chippy.

 

[Blue Mist]

Glazers sign Wagner to run their Media Department.




And youth development.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Following on from the Liverpool echo thread, and in light of the fortnightly debacle news coming out from Trafford, I thought some ‘alleged’ stories might be fun over the internationalzzzzz break:

Glazer approved Remedial works at Old Trafford reveal long forgotten storeroom untouched since the 70’s, contents revealed to be empty boxes for brown envelopes dating back to the 50’s. United, when asked for comment, refused to be drawn into speculation about why they would have so many.

I tried this a few weeks ago and it disappeared.
Maybe because I used the word Rags in the title ?

 

[Blue Mist]

Breaking News

Manchester United are pleased to announce a new shirt sponsor to replace team viewer. A club spokesman, Mike Tyson said 'The club believe our partnership with Relate is the bells and whistles of a deal.'

Sources say the reference to bells relates to the seven regular knocked out of women whilst the whistles are ergh rape ones.

 

[lazerblue]

gary neville says he has proof that schools are falling down due to the glazers failure to act sooner

 

[lazerblue]

gary neville says birmingham council going under is due to lack of investment by the glazer family
GNIAC, never forget, GNIAC

 

[JASR]

United Glazers owners Issue statement attacking suggestions that they have been copying City.
'We have examined in forensic detail Mr Swales's tenure of Manchester City, and we have concluded we can do more, much much more, than he did in driving the club downward forward.'

 

[TonyM]

I tried this a few weeks ago and it disappeared.
Maybe because I used the word Rags in the title ?

:-)

 

[TonyM]

Manchester United change themselves with 116 offences.