Where did you have your shit breakfast from Mr Pole because I don't recall having a poor one on every visit I have ever made.John and Josephs you get 2 sausage 2 eggs toast beans bacon and tomatoes and mushies for only £3.00 and a brew was only a pound a mug.We don't go for the ambience or their naff savannas ..only for that fiery ball in the sky and their reasonable pricing structure because that is all the Spanish really have to offer the discerning holiday maker. We went one time in May and it absolutely pissed it down and do you know what is looked nothing like the holiday brochure.If we had the sun all the time like they do well then we would simply go to Blackers Morcambe or Rhyll.The thought of eating piehella and slurping fruit of the vine in a desperate attempt to imbibe and assimilate whilst waffling undiluted shit about this that and t'other concerning the grand square root of fook all accompanied by ziltch entertainment and not a slice of kebab meat in site fills me with utter dread and foreboding.If this is a vision of dantes inferno then I am going to church this Sunday.That is all:
Full English. The epitome of gastronomical nonsense to set ones physique up for the day
Piehella ..I would sooner set fire to my toes than eat this primeval dross.